Those commercials were horribly good. The one with the ZZ Top song involved some bum thinking he needs to clean up so he heads to Great Expectations. Cut to scenes of the friendly, knowledgeable staff and my dad talking about the latest line of Redkin products. The guy walks out of the mall all spiffed up with two lovely ladies on his arm. All the while Sharped Dress Man is playing.
The other involved a female friend of the family screaming and running out the mall with a ninja close behind yelling, "NEXT". Cut to the friendly staff, my dad, blah blah blah and I think the ninja pops up again at the end.
Truly horrible, yet hilarious. I think we still have them on tape somewhere.