are you a REAL american

[oak cliff p-wood]

test your patriotism here
God's proper name is?
a) allah
b) jesus
c) Hank


the national anthem is....
a) the star spangled banner
b) we are the world
c) Free Bird


what do you drive
a) a hybrid import
b) i dont drive, its not ergonomically efficeint
c) you dumb SOB what do you think i drive, a chevy truck with a gunrack and a glasspack muffler

[Justin Terveen]

lol

*b

*c

*DART

[oak cliff p-wood]

you only got one right
but you shouldnt have to go to gitmo...yet

[Justin Terveen]

I'm afraid to ask which one I got right...

[oak cliff p-wood]

the musical one

[oak cliff p-wood]

bonus question
the four food groups are
a) fruits vegatables soybeans and dairy
b) beef, chicken, milk, and vegatables
c) budwiser, blunts, fried meats, and purple sprite

[Boredkid]

what is purple sprite?

[oak cliff p-wood]

^^^^ sprite with that purple stuff in it...served in a styrofoam cup
purple stuff=codeine promethyzine

[Justin Terveen]

what is purple sprite?

syzurp

[Boredkid]

ah... ic... so ya i failed that test.

[oak cliff p-wood]

LOL but here is another
when in a barber shop, a real american asks for
a) a lil off the top
b) vidal sassoon
c) business in the front, party in the back

[oak cliff p-wood]

which sport SHOULDNT be in the olympics
a) beer drinkin
b) nascar
c)golf

[Justin Terveen]

We blowin purple stuff, we pouring purple stuff
We glowing from wrist up, you can tell that we rich
It's Slim Thugga, T-I-P and Bun B bitch!

"Oh!-Oh!-Oh!-Kaaaayyyyyy"

[oak cliff p-wood]

your a real american ninja
how bout this one "we some ballers pimp/you need to be followin our suit/ $150 tennis shoes no suits/the black one a freak/but the red one will cut too"

[Justin Terveen]

;) 22's on a brand new coupe wit no roof

[Boredkid]

how bout this one "we some ballers pimp/you need to be followin our suit/ $150 tennis shoes no suits/the black one a freak/but the red one will cut too"

Oddly I am glad I have no idea what this means.

[oak cliff p-wood]

hey ninja you got that new bun b yet?

[Justin Terveen]

no sir, but I will soon enough.. any good?

[oak cliff p-wood]

hell yeah...it goes hard.....that and lil waynes "the carter II" are the best hip hop i have heard in awhile and if you dont already have it, cop c-murders' Truest $%&^ I ever Wrote" its a future classic

[Boredkid]

Thought I would point this out... Allah is another name for God. Jesus is Gods son and also part of the Holy Trinity. So both a and b are the correct answer.

[oak cliff p-wood]

both are WRONG...everybody knows that the holy trinity consists of hank sr(the father), hank jr(the son) and dale earndheart(the holy ghost)

[Boredkid]

who is hank sr and hank jr?

[oak cliff p-wood]

homeland security needs to hurry up and take you to guantanamo bay lol, hopefully you are just being sarcastic

[Boredkid]

dont worry I should be moving to the middle east in a week. And I was not being sarcastic, I really have no idea who they are.

[oak cliff p-wood]

hank williams sr was the father or country and western music, and singer of such its as "theres a tear in my beer" and "im so loneseme i could cry" and hank jr is his son famous for fusing southern rock and country

[Boredkid]

ah... never heard of either, nor ever heard of one of those songs.

[oak cliff p-wood]

do you listen to music at all?

[Boredkid]

All the time, always have music playing. Dont listen to country or rap though.

[oak cliff p-wood]

oh your a rocker?

[Boredkid]

listen to all types other than country and rap

[oak cliff p-wood]

i dont like this new country out now days except for big and rich, toby keith and cowboy troy...i like th e old school gangsta country like johnny cash, waylon jennings, and david allen coe

[RobertB]

both are WRONG...everybody knows that the holy trinity consists of hank sr(the father), hank jr(the son) and dale earndheart(the holy ghost)
Ever hear of Hank Williams III (http://www.rockzilla.net/weikert2.html)? If the kid can ever make up his mind whether he wants to play country or punk rock, he's got a great future ahead of him. Either that, or he'll burn out like his grandpa. He gets a lot of play on KHYI 95.3 The Range (http://www.khyi.com/).

Here's a (mildly censored) sample from the interview linked above:

Hank III: Yeah right, he's [I can't tell who "he" refers to] changed a lot. He's been straight for ten years almost. He's been a huge inspiration in my life. He's been a sponsor when I've been in rehab and stuff.

Corky: What sort of Rehab? What did you get hung-up on?

Hank III: Uh, it was the label.

Corky: Label?

Hank III: It was the label, I was speaking my mind too much, freaking 'em out, so Curb thought I needed rehab. So, I said "I'll give ya a couple of weeks" and try it. You know, they just...I was telling everybody to f off and pop country music sucks, and they were freaking out 'cause I was speaking my mind. So, they thought I had a really bad drug problem. I just smoke pot and drink, have fun.

B.W.: Oh God, he's gonna be just like his grandfather!

Hank III: Right, right.

B.W.: That's f ed up.

[St-T]

dont worry I should be moving to the middle east in a week.

You have been saying that for months now... we are all waiting................ :bounce:

[Boredkid]

Ya sorry had 3 surgries come up.

[Boredkid]

I know you have been counting the days

[Columbus Civil]

Is that like around Baylor and DTS?

[WestTexan]

...

[Justin Terveen]

i dont like this new country out now days except for big and rich, toby keith and cowboy troy...i like th e old school gangsta country like johnny cash, waylon jennings, and david allen coe
Agreed




dont worry I should be moving to the middle east in a week.
Man, I wanna rent your place from you while you're gone *drools*

[Boredkid]

Still not sure what I am going to do with it... Dont like the idea of renting it out. Most likely going to keep it empty till I get back.

[Justin Terveen]

That's a shame.. well.. not really but still... I couldn't afford it anyway

[Boredkid]

If i decide to rent it out, all i would need charge is like 700 to cover my morgage and hoa.

[Justin Terveen]

Wow..well.. please.. put me on your list if you do decide.. I can easily handle that.. My lease here at the kirby will be up soon.. I've already started looking back in Deep Ellum and Bishop Arts... If I could do the West End that would be spectacular..

[mikedsjr]

i realize this is off the topic at hand and back on the subject of the thread.......

What brought on this bashing of Americans?
and what is a FUBU shirt?

[St-T]

i realize this is off the topic at hand and back on the subject of the thread.......

What brought on this bashing of Americans?
and what is a FUBU shirt?

How is this bashing Americans??? Mike, you realize that America is made up of more than straight, white, evangelical men, right??? :rolleyes:

I'll let oak cliff tell you what FUBU means... :cool:

[Justin Terveen]

FUBU is a popular clothing line within the black community..

It stands for:

For
Us
By
Us


And I don't think he's being serious... In other words.. he's not bashing anyone.. just poking fun...

[oak cliff p-wood]

im not bein completely serious...but im kinda makin somewhat of a statement against the stereotyping of people......i mean people make fun or look down on people for some dumb ass reasons

[Justin Terveen]

^ word

[Columbus Civil]

You're either for us or against us.

[mikedsjr]

im not bein completely serious...but im kinda makin somewhat of a statement against the stereotyping of people......i mean people make fun or look down on people for some dumb ass reasons

stereotyping is usually true. I think the problem lies in how people use that information to purposely look down on people.

For instance:

you realize that America is made up of more than straight, white, evangelical men?

It is probably true to say many in America believe this. The issue isn't whether this is stereotypical but whether this stereotypical information is used in the right context to encourage compassion towards each other or whether it is abused and used to put down that segment of society.


Negative use of stereotyping will never go away. It is impossible.

[Justin Terveen]

^ sad but true