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Geaux Tigers
11 October 2004, 11:50 PM
Couple Allegedly Has Sex at the Alamo

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SAN ANTONIO - Tourists at the Alamo saw something besides historical exhibits at the shrine of Texas independence. A couple who witnesses say were having sex Sunday at the downtown mission landed in jail, according to police.

An Alamo security officer caught the two having sexual intercourse near a public viewing area about 5:30 p.m., a police report stated.

The report said Kristine Nissel, 18, and Matthew Hotard, 19, were partially clad when the officer apprehended them after several tourists watched the couple and became upset.

The pair, both active-duty members of the 232nd Medical Battalion stationed at Fort Sam Houston, were charged with public lewdness, according to the San Antonio Express-News' Monday editions. Bond was set for each at $800.

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Columbus Civil
11 October 2004, 11:52 PM
LOL I saw that earlier today. Too funny.

Geaux Tigers
11 October 2004, 11:56 PM
I'm in San Antonio right now and couldn't imagine a more wide-open place to have sex than RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ALAMO!!! What in the hell were they thinking? "I'm randy, so let's get buck wild in front of all these school children and Japanese tourists!"

Lakewooder
12 October 2004, 08:21 PM
We shall never surrender or retreat!


http://www.marchthroughtimes.com/conte/Alamo/ALA202.jpg

mikedsjr
13 October 2004, 09:53 AM
:guns: They should be kicked out of Texas and never be allowed to enter Texas again. :guns:

tamtagon
13 October 2004, 12:00 PM
Lakewooder, where in the world do you get those crazy pictures? The ersatz Bette Davis was my favorite until the Defender of the Alamo appeared.

Columbus Civil
13 October 2004, 12:13 PM
And why is he wielding hedge clippers?

Lakewooder
13 October 2004, 09:55 PM
I'm very good at google images!


BTW, I vowed never to watch Ozzy Osbourne, because he once pissed on the wall of the Alamo! And I've never watched him nor listened to him again!

hamiltonpl
14 October 2004, 10:37 AM
"Remember the Alamo" will have special meaning for that couple. No doubt it was the missionary position.

freewaytincan
14 October 2004, 01:04 PM
I'm very good at google images!


BTW, I vowed never to watch Ozzy Osbourne, because he once pissed on the wall of the Alamo! And I've never watched him nor listened to him again!

Same here.

And hamiltonpl...too good.

Columbus Civil
14 October 2004, 01:05 PM
No doubt it was the missionary position

lol

mikedsjr
14 October 2004, 02:43 PM
Enough.

tipper
11 November 2004, 09:21 PM
Funny